eddie pepitone

eddie pepitone

@eddiepepitone

Comedian-philosopher / Watch the Doc about me:

eddiepepitone.com

Tweets

  1. Self Loathing seminar at 8 has been cancelled . Continue hating yourself individually until further notice.

  2. going to reenact the Chinese Boxer Rebellion with friends then threaten people online then slowly cry into cup.

  3. Mentally ill man's last words: "All my tweets from here on in will knock your socks off".

  4. signs that things aren't going well: 1) u jump into open graves shouting 'viva la revolucion'. 2) u hope to one day break even.

  5. to do list: 1) choose a life path then reconsider. 2) make snowman out of crushed dreams. 3) happily skip to foreclosure.

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