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The violent and uneducated are propped up by the psychotic privileged elites.
The political/historical knowledge of the average American is sadder than people taking selfies in elevators.
Bad diet: 1) caramel apple just before bed. 2) fried food while showering. 3) steak during a jog.
Signs that things aren't going well : 1) you know only that you are confused. 2) you convalesce competitively. 3) song frightens you.
We are amusing ourselves to death! ( Cue music).( cue lights). Put down your books and be a moron, it's what our culture demands.
If you are angry about income inequality in the US go have a red velvet cupcake and get over it.
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